SUMMER CLASSES FOR MEN

PRELIMINARY SUMMER COURSES FOR MEN AT THE "LEARNING CENTRE FOR ADULTS"

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY JULY 31, 2008

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

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Class 1

How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00pm

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Class 2

The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00pm for 2 hours

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Class 3

Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?
Group Practical Sessions
Note: Please bring your own toilet rolls
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00pm for 2 hours

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Class 4

Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics
Meets Saturdays at 2:00pm for 3 weeks

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Class 5

After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00pm

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Class 6

Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other
Help Line Support and Support Groups
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00pm

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Class 7

Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places and Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming
Open Forum
Monday at 8:00pm, 2 hours

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Class 8

Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health
Graphics and Audio Tapes
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00pm for 2 hours

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Class 9

Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost
Real Life Testimonials
Tuesdays at 6:00pm - Location to be determined

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Class 10

Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations Provided
4 weeks, Saturdays at noon, 2 hours

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Class 11

Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife
Online classes and role-playing sessions
Tuesdays at 7:00pm; location to be determined

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Class 12

How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00pm

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Class 13

How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries, Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00pm for 2 hours

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Class 14

The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used
Live Demonstration
Tuesdays at 6:00pm; location to be determined

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.